Facebook for Dummies

They have to have this book. I mean they have every other subject in the world. I own a few…problem is, the dummy books are outdated so quickly. The FB one would certainly be obsolete. There has to be a web version. I will find it!

I like FB because it keeps me connected to some people I really love. I don’t like the new friends page at all, however. In the six minutes a day I have free to check FB I don’t have time to figure out how to use it. It can’t be that you have to click onto each friend to see if they’ve updated their status lately. And then click back to the list and do it again. And again. That just can’t be it. Young people wouldn’t stand for such a slow way of doing things. Plus they all have 300 friends.

Or maybe I’m the only one who wants to see all my friends status updates as they happen? But why else be on FB in the first place? It’s annoying me, thus this rant, which is keeping me from working on the WIP but that’s okay. I’ll get to it. I always do.

FB home page doesn’t always give me everyone who has updated. It’s random. So that’s not a good way. I think there’s a better way, and I’m going to figure it out. Just as soon as I find the time. That would be about a week from now, when I have two whole weeks off work!

Imagining the “What did you do on your summer vacation” paper I would write if I were the student and not the teacher. “I learned how to quickly and efficiently access my friends who have updated their status on Facebook.”


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